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A kingdom of isolation
And it looks like I’m the queen

every girl in the universal regardless of ethnic background, class, sexuality, etc knows the universal mating call of the straight male

I saw a few masterposts going around tumblr and decided to make one. A lot of these links are helpful for High School as well! Enjoy and please tell me if you have problems with any link.
Online Ruler
Thinking & Memorizing Tips
Research & Reading Tips
Finals Help Guide
Homework Help
Math Help
Geography Help
Study Playlist
Convert Anything To Anything
Productive Study Break Tips
Pull an All Nighter & Do Well On Your Exam
AP Cram Packets
Writing Help
Free Microsoft Word Equivalent
Writing Software Master post
Cant Remember A Word?
Bibliography Maker
Social Media Citation Guide
Earn A Cute Picture Of A Kitten For Writing
Writers Block?
Coffee Shop Sounds
Essay Structure Guide
Want To Know Who You Write Like?
Alternatives To Expensive Textbooks
Download Free Books
Download Free Kindle Books
Free Audio Books
Thoughts Room
Panic & Anxiety Masterpost
Guided Relaxation
Stress Relievers
Chill Playlist
Cute Videos
Quick & Easy Snack Recipes
Study Snacks
The Collegiate Vegan
On The Go Breakfast Recipes
Brownie In A Cup
Check The Safety Of Any Website
Download From 8tracks
Is This Website Down For Me Or Everyone?
Self Defense Tips
Upload Anything From Your Smartphone To You Laptop
Chrome Extension Tells You Which Tab Is Playing Music
Prevent Hangovers
Netflix Recommendations 
Becoming An Adult Masterpost
All The Audios You’ve Ever Reblogged
Stream/Watch Free TV/Movies
Never Hit A Dead End With A Broken Link
Downloadable PDF To-Do Lists
Watch Musicals
List Of Universities On Tumblr


We can only be friends if you’re kind of an asshole. Not full blown asshole because that’s no fun. And if you’re not an asshole at all then that won’t work either. A halfway asshole. Those are my kind of people.

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It’s amazing that Tumblrites put more effort into finding excuses, spewing buzzwords, or blaming others for their own actions then taking responsibility/realizing not everything revolves around them. Oh you think me being morbidly obese is unhealthy/you don’t find obese people sexy?Well, you’re a fatshamer! You dare disagree with my terms of feminism?! Pfff, obviously you’re a MRA fedoradudebro! What, you’re a woman? Well…then you have internal misogyny! You are against Obama because you do not share the same political viewpoint as him? No, you obviously hate him because he’s black. How dare you not acknowledge my cutesy pronouns. This is erasure, you transphobe!You’re saying I won’t get hired because I dress unprofessionally and/or lack the skills or education for this job? Nah, it’s obviously the work of the Patriarchy if I am not given the job immediately! Ugh I stayed up all night working on my homework because I spent the day goofing off on the internet, the school system is flawed! You won’t accept my 20 self diagnosed mental disabilities?! Ablesim! What do you mean you don’t want to hear about my BDSM fantasies, you kinkshamer!? Your personal preference is white girls?! Racist! Your personal preference are chubby brunettes who shave?! How dare you not find me and only me attractive, bodyshamer! You don’t find the same gender attractive?! Homophobe! You don’t find every spectrum of binaries attractive?! Biphobe/Panphobe! You think sex is enjoyable? Acephobe!You’re straight and only attracted to cis girls and not transwomen?! Wow, didn’t know you were such a trans-misogynist! What do you mean you don’t want to do EVERYTHING in the relationship and I have to pick up the slack? That’s abusive! I’m going against everything society finds attractive from personality to outside appearance, why is nobody attracted to me?! My friend wants to spend time with someone else instead of me 24/7? How dare they, they obviously don’t care about me and probably hate me! How dare you make me take responsibility for my actions you oppressive cishet scum. If these sound like you, then you are a whiny pissbaby. Grow up, take responsibility. Not everything is obligated to cater to you.