catch me if you can.

cellardoornevermore:

argyleapple:


New still of Chris Pratt in Jurassic World (2015)

i’m a heterosexual man and i’m screaming

Oh my christ
"One hears it a lot on airplanes: “Make sure you have your own mask on, before helping others with theirs.”"
Daniel Handler (Lemony Snicket), upon being asked "What’s your very best life advice?"  (via n-xi)

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pulpgang:

man door hand hook car door is honestly still the best story i’ve ever read

radiohemmings:

i want boys to like me so i can not like them back and feel powerful

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drarna:

before blaming others, think: whats the 1 constant in all your failed relationships? its that cursed egyptian amulet why do u even have that

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