catch me if you can.

do-not-touch-my-food:

Frosting Filled Chocolate Chip Cookies

leadmeouttothefloor:

snowfeels:

i swear taylor swift dated more guys then i have followers on tumblr

I feel sorry your follower count is so low maybe it’s all the slut shaming :(

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givemeinternet:

Classic Kanye
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kawaiigod:

if i get rich my mom gettin paid first thing

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ladragonaria:

Any salad can be a Caesar salad if you stab it enough

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do-not-touch-my-food:

White Pizza

burgrs:

hotdammysammy:

burgrs:

*eats 1,000 oranges* its fruit i won’t gain weight

An orange is approximately 87 calories. If you were to eat 1,000 oranges that would be 87,000 calories.

its fruit i wont gain weight 

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