catch me if you can.

lilracecar:

voidn:

Hm yes, quite an oaky taste to it isn’t there? And If I’m not mistaken it was predominantly the.. left foot used to crush the grapes. A fine wine indeed.

tbh my favorite part about this post was the post that went along with it that was a screenshot of all the google researching you did to create this masterpiece.

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voidn:

cheeky bit of research for a text post
elisetheviking:

It’s time to get up and get going with both eating healthier, training smarter and getting better! But it’s hard when you’re trying to balance a healthy lifestyle along with school; therefore I’ve gathered the most helpful posts that I’ve seen and know about here on tumblr for every student trying to stay healthy! :)
Nutrition:
5 Reasons why you should pack your lunch
School lunch ideas 1
School lunch ideas 2
School lunch ideas 3
School lunch ideas 4
How to make a healthy eating plan
What to eat when you’re really stressed
Peanut butter for breast cancer
Eat colorful foods!
Clean eating 101
Simple vs complex carbs
Gatorade vs water
Drink more water!
Grocery list
Why a calorie is not a calorie
How to choose the healthiest drinks
Nursing your sweet tooth
Fitness:
Yoga poses at your desk
FitTube
3 HIIT style equipment free at home cardio plans
43 youtube channels for fitness/health
44 body weight exercises 
Blogilates HIITs
Back on pointe workout plan
30 burpee variations
27 squat variations
Yoga for…
Fitness do’s and dont’s
Bikini body workouts at home
23 skipping rope exercises
Ultimate workouts for your butt
50 fitness facts you need to know
50 ways to stay more active
Full pack posts:
How to stay healthy while living at school
Getting started check list
How to stay healthy during college
Free calendars
How to build muscle and burn fat
50 clever DIY way to organize your entire life
27 websites for a new year
The healthy eating handbook
The fitness handbook 2
The healthy living handbook 3
Other neat posts:
10 best fitness apps
Cardiovascular health
The science route to a longer life
Running from the dangers
Type one diabetes
The truth about weight loss plateaus 
What is an eating disorder
The color of your pee
Bipolar disorder
Sleep or die
Hope you can get some help out of these :)
  • me on my deathbed: i just have one more thing 2 say before i die
  • everyone: what is it
  • me: the kardashians just love each other so much like no matter what anyone says they always have each others backs and remember when rob didn't go to kims wedding because he was feeling self conscious and she wasnt even mad she was just sad for him like how sweet is that
  • everyone: are u serio-
  • me: kardashians 4 life
  • me: [dies]

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sitcorn:

"yeah, everything’s fine, i just tucked your kid into bed. but can i cover up the clown statue in the corner? it’s freaking me out"

"what? we dont have a kid. take our clown statue and get out of the house right now"

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h0odrich:

kingmunsterxvii:

what’s better than this? guy’s bein dudes

squaaaaaaaad
lowwbloods:

officialwillowpape:

i searched up ‘hurdlers without hurdles’ on google and i dont regret it

these boots are made for walkin